Letters from the Reservation 01/31/08: I'm not gonna do...what everyone THINKS I'm gonna dooooo...and, FLIP OUT, mannnnn.

Posted: 12:00 AM, Thu, Jan 31 2008

So, as many of you know, the Worland bus is undergoing a metamorphosis right now, and when it emerges from its concrete coccoon, it will be unlike any creature the world has ever known...it will be like when the plastic surgeon peels the bandages from the joker's face in the original Tim Burton Batman movie, and he starts laughing insanely and breaks the mirror and kills the surgeon. Also, the bus will be 100 percent legitimized. As totally sweet as all that sounds, the metamorphosis is not gonna be cheap. Plus together all money that all of our dads make in a year and times that by infininity thousand...now you're in the ballpark.

Basically what I'm saying is, let's keep this thing going strong, and ride the living crap out of these school buses and coaches and whatever else we have to do in the meantime. Everyone tell your friends and bring big groups with you, and we can probably have that thing back on the road by the end of February.

But don't worry, I'm not going to doooooo....what everyone THINKS I'm going to do....and FLIP OUT, man!!!! KELLER'S on Saturday, and all I want to know is, who's coming with me? Who's coming with me? Jan...thank you, Jan...

And by the way, you guys are always thanking me for driving you around everywhere and attempting to keep you relatively safe, but seriously it's you guys that are making this charity a sustainable reality. So thank YOU all, genuinely and sincerely.


Peace. Love. Art.

Dustin